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My five-year-old son keeps insisting that he hears voices coming from inside our basement walls, but I've kept him from investigating by telling him there's ghosts down there.

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Not only have we implanted a lifetime of human memories into this rat but we can now monitor what it's thinking.

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The new medication worked and the internal voices that always told me what to do went silent.

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'Please remember to recycle your deceased relatives at one of many state approved recycling and reclamation centres across the country.'

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People think that being moderators of TwoSentenceHorror is easy, but every day we see torture, rape, murder, suicide, cannibalism and incest.

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The fact that I can hear screams of pain and agony all around me isn't the disturbing part.

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"Don't open the door unless you hear one slow and then two quick knocks" my father had warned, as he left the house to gather supplies

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When my daughter was bitten, I promised to shoot her before she turned into one of them.

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The aliens arrived with a message of peace and love for Earth.

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My date has gone to the restroom to freshen up, so while she's away I've emptied the contents of this vial into her drink.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My five-year-old son keeps insisting that he hears voices coming from inside our basement walls, but I've kept him from investigating by telling him there's ghosts down there.	16316
Not only have we implanted a lifetime of human memories into this rat but we can now monitor what it's thinking.	16029
The new medication worked and the internal voices that always told me what to do went silent.	15489
'Please remember to recycle your deceased relatives at one of many state approved recycling and reclamation centres across the country.'	15027
People think that being moderators of TwoSentenceHorror is easy, but every day we see torture, rape, murder, suicide, cannibalism and incest.	14718
The fact that I can hear screams of pain and agony all around me isn't the disturbing part.	14494
"Don't open the door unless you hear one slow and then two quick knocks" my father had warned, as he left the house to gather supplies	14441
When my daughter was bitten, I promised to shoot her before she turned into one of them.	14137
The aliens arrived with a message of peace and love for Earth.	13682
My date has gone to the restroom to freshen up, so while she's away I've emptied the contents of this vial into her drink.	13647